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Princess-bashing part 1

Mon Feb 4, 2008, 9:23 AM
  • Mood: Disgust
  • Listening to: Cheleb Ali
  • Reading: The God of Little Things
  • Watching: Mosquitos on the ceiling
  • Playing: dumb
I have a confession to make. I do not like snow white. I think she is weak and fragile and just a lil bit too perfect. And vulnerable and tooooooo innocent. I hate her bird-like voice ( u want to sound like a human being, for god's sake, not some nightingale) and the fact that by being a damsel in distress, she managed to snag a prince. Even though the prince look like a clone of Ken (u know Ken, Barbie's supposedly to be hot Boyfriend? The one who look a bit like that guy who played Superman who fell down while riding and became paralyzed all throughout his life?) Yeah, anyway, digression aside, i dont like Snow White because of those things i mentioned (this is my attempt to produce a thesis statement and Madam Amili would probly wonder why she did not fail me for EAP)

And i do not like Aurora as well. This is simple because despite the many efforts her parents and her fairy godmothers made to keep her from pricking her finger with a needle, she managed to get herself pricked by one a'way. I mean, if u see someone who look suspicious or odd, you should be more careful and take extra precaution towards him/her. U do not talk to her and then readily help her to sew. She is truly one ungrateful princess; for all those years her people have been denied of sewing machines, she made their sacrifice unworthy when she got pricked and went to sleep for a million years, (ok, this is exaggeration on my part, but u get what i mean), got kissed by a handsome prince then she woke up, danced with him and then lived happily ever after. Spoilt rotten, i call her. Life was truly a bed of roses for Aurora.


Oh, and i hate Rapunzel's biological mother. I mean, if u have a longing for cabbage, u can just eat the one ur husband bought for you at the market. U dont specify ur longing into- 'must have the cabbage from the old witch's garden ( read me: OUR NEIGHBOUR THE OLD WITCH'S GARDEN) or else i'll die or kill myself or do something equally dramatic'. And so the poor loving (hen-pecked) husband went down to the garden, got caught (u dont mess with a witch, dont u knw it?) then had to hand the baby to the old selfish hag. ALL because of A CABBAGE. YOU lost your bundle of joy, your CHILD because of a VEGETABLE. A vegetable that i dont even LIKE. WHAT a total waste of childhood for Rapunzel. Seriously, if she experienced any kind of personality disorder, i would not blame her; she have had a harrowing childhood AND inherit her mother's I-must-have- my-craving-fulfilled-or-else-i'd-wilt-like-the-leaf-of -a-cabbage-gene.


A friend of mine (khairiyah) has issues with Ariel the mermaid and called her a spoilt and bratty princess. Now tht i think of it, yeah, i think she is all those think and also selfish and quite dumb.


Actually, i have a real issue here in hand, but it's 1.13 am and i need to go to sleep because i want to go to the kindergarten and visit those little imps, so i'd continue this later.

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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with
3 times!





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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say
it to your self 6 times!!





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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!





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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.





After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and
what you wished for will come true within in one week!





u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!





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Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and
if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing
these stories.





First Example:



Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this
same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden.
when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just
thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and
her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the letter none of
that would have happened and her mom would be alive.





Second Example:



Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since
3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her
love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to
ask her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for
years. They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.





Third Example:



Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen
to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check
his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he
was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact
letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could
happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy
list and sent it along. The next day, about that same time, he got a
phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and
his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin'
wild! the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been
going out ever since.





Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out
withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!



10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend......
ONLY!!!!!



15 people- your crush will say they like you



20 people- your crush will ask you out!



25 people- your crush will kiss you!!



30 people - Your crush will have sex with you



35 people or more- All of the above!!



Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and
more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you
only have 1 hour
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